Oysters :

They resemble a certain area of the female anatomy quite closely. They have a consistency that is almost too sensual. Oysters are a sure thing in the bedroom, so long as you remember to keep the cocktail sauce off the sheets.

Gold Flakes :

You can indeed eat gold! Unless it’s floating in cinnamon schnapps, it doesn’t taste like anything, but that’s not the idea. In bed, spread some of the flakes across your partner. Alternately, place one on the tip of your tongue and kiss someone. Sure, it’s extravagant, but it’s preferable to strolling around on a mountain of shady cash.